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Not Easy to Go on the Lam if You're This Guy

DumbconThe guy pictured to the left is a convict in Utah who is accused of killing a corrections officer during an escape attempt.  He was free for a part of one morning, but can you imagine this guy trying to go underground for any amount of time?  I don't think dying his hair would do much good.

More evidence that this guy is probably a few bricks shy of a full load: he managed to tick off his fellow white supremacists in the prison system so he was being held in a single-bed cell for his own protection.  Even in prison this guy's gonna stand out so I don't think he'll have a real positive incarceration experience.

That'd Buy a Lot of Space Rocks or Pinhole Cameras

When I was a kid my mom signed me up for a couple of Saturday classes at the Smithsonian Institution.  One was a photography class where we made our own pinhole cameras and then traipsed around the Hirshhorn Gallery taking our pictures and then developing them ourselves in a darkroom.  The other was a nature drawing class that taught me how to draw a beaver that looked suspiciously like an elephant (I've always preferred the abstract).  The Smithsonian was also the destination for countless school field trips and excursions when friends or family visited from out of town, all for free.  Well the classes weren't free, but the excursions were.

Now it looks like the guy running the show for the last several years, Lawrence Small, tried his best to ruin the free museum party for everyone (Source: Washington Post).  To wit:

Former Smithsonian secretary Lawrence M. Small took nearly 10 weeks of vacation a year during seven years running the vast museum complex and was absent from his job 400 workdays while earning $5.7 million on outside work, according to an independent commission report to be released today.

The Smithsonian's second-ranking official, Sheila P. Burke, was absent from her job as deputy secretary for 550 days while earning $10 million over six years on non-museum work...

Small, while taking substantial time off, earned his full salary -- $915,568 his last year on the job -- because he was permitted unlimited leave. Burke, who also had no restrictions on leave, earned $400,000 in her last year on the job. The terms of Burke's employment were known in most instances only to Small and Burke. Information about Burke's outside employment and activities on more than a dozen nonprofit boards and commissions was not shared with the Board of Regents, the report found.

Small resigned in March and Burke announced her resignation on Monday on the eve of the independent review report.

The investigators found that "Mr. Small placed too much emphasis on his compensation and expenses." Small's compensation far exceeded that of prior Smithsonian secretaries -- 42 percent higher than his predecessor's when he began in 2000 and 250 percent higher when he left seven years later.

Small "aggressively guarded each and every element of what he viewed as his rightful compensation package," including his $150,000-a-year housing allowance. Small's contract stated that the allowance was meant to compensate Small for his use of his home for job-related entertainment, but the review board determined that it was "simply additional salary."

The Post article goes on to point out that Small's exhorbidant salary was justified by his stellar fundraising, but the report actually shows that yearly fundraising had fallen during his tenure and some of the biggest fish he was credited with landing were actually landed by his predecessor.  In other words the guy was an overrated bum, and I'm willing to bet all those members of the Smithsonian Associates program are a bit peeved right about now.

Bankers are Giving Lawyers a Run for Their Money

I'm beginning to believe that bankers have supplanted ambulance-chasing lawyers as the slimiest sharkskin-suit-wearing industry in the country.  Actually, they may be in a tie with health insurers (see my post about that), but right now I'm thinking the bankers are in the lead.

Here's what has my dander up today: When we got back from San Francisco we had a message from Chase saying we're late on our last car payment.  This confused Celeste because we've been paying with autodrafts from our bank account for four years, or the entire lifespan of the car loan.  When she called Chase back they said that if we'd read the fine print of our loan we would have known that they don't accept autodrafts for the last payment.  Okay, fine.  So Celeste asks the very unfriendly bank rep why we're hearing about this only now that the payment is 90 days late and we've been put in collections?  The rep's reply is that she can only handle payment, not answer customer service questions.

It gets better.  Celeste asks how much we owe.  The rep says she needs our bank information before she can answer any questions.  Huh?  After Celeste asks again the woman gives her the amount and they take care of the payment information, which by the way requires a $15 processing fee.  Huh?  (Celeste truly has a knack for getting the asshole reps).

Before she gets off the phone with the bank's collection-dolt Celeste gets a customer service number, calls it and enters into banker-logic zone. The customer service rep asks her for our address to verify that he's talking to the right person.  When she gives him the address he says that it is the wrong address.  Bingo, they never got our change of address when we moved two years ago, which probably explains why we didn't get a late notice on the final payment.  Yet they were able to track us down for collection purposes.  Nice.  Eventually he's able to confirm Celeste's identity using other information and Celeste, who is absolutely fanatical about protecting our credit score, asks how we can get this cleared off our records.  After all we've never been late on a payment for the entire lifetime of the loan, and obviously there was a mix up with our change of address.  His answer was to give her a fax number to send a letter to and then wait seven days for their verdict.  Huh?

Here's my problem.  The bank is probably within their rights, technically, to treat us like this but in the real world they are behaving reprehensibly.  We'd obviously been good customers for four years, but they're treating us like criminals because of an honest mix up?  And who's to say it's our fault?  If they could track us down for collection couldn't they have done the same for a courtesy call reminding us that an autodraft wouldn't be accepted for our final payment?  Assholes. 

We're not the only ones feeling this way about the banks.  Greensboro blogger David Hoggard has some thoughts about banks (he compares them unfavorably with payday lenders) and there's a very good Frontline piece on the credit card industry that is enlightening to say the least.   It's not just the credit card side of the industry that's sullying its reputation; let's not forget the banks' investment branches involvement in the dotcom debacle.  With the loosening regulation of financial institutions I think things might get worse before they get better and ironically I think our best hope is, gag, the lawyers.  Hopefully we'll get some class-action cases going that will have the bankers begging for re-regulation from that den of thieves otherwise known as Congress.

Oh, good Lord.

Iraq for Sale

If there's one area that I think most people can agree on the war, whether they're 'fer it or agin' it, I think most would agree that profiteers are the lowest of the low.  There's a new movie out (and yes it looks like it was made by some lefties) that I'm hoping comes out on Netflix soon or I'll end up buying it.  It's called Iraq for Sale and if you visit the site you'll find that there's a blog and all kinds of other information to be had there.

I've often written about the soaring real estate prices in DC throughout the late 90s and early 00s, but they didn't really take off until after 9/11.  The late 90s could be explained by the tech explosion (many people don't realize how much of the internet/telecomm infrastructure was based in the DC area) but I think the early 00s can only be explained by the huge run up of defense spending after 9/11 and through the beginning of the war.  DC has always grown rapidly during wars, but I think this expansion was particularly sharp because of all the money flowing to contractors who then created very high paying jobs (contractors pay their people much better than the government/military pays theirs).

I want to see this film, but I also want to see more hard hitting reporting done on the contractors.  Some of these companies are making HUGE money on the war, much more so than in past conflicts because so much more work that used to be done by military personnel is being done by contractors.  I want to see how the money is being spent with contractors, what the contractors are delivering in return and exactly how much lucre some of these companies' executives are getting at the cost of American blood.  Personally I think it's a non-partisan issue, and if some people see that kind of questioning as an attack on certain leaders of the country then I'd say that's a tacit acknowledgement of exactly what many of us suspect is going on. 

Screw it, I'll just say it: George, Dick and Don's friends are getting awful fat off of this little adventure in Iraq.

Will We Have Fall Cleaning in November?

I bring you a few stories of government malfeasance that should bolster a drive for ousting a bunch of the stinkin' scumbags who are running our country these day.  We have a great opportunity this November and we should take it.  And don't be fooled by party affiliations since the scumbags are running rampant in both parties.

First up is this story (thanks to Lex Alexander over at the Greensboro N&R and his personal blog, Blog on the Run for this one) about four auditors at the Interior Department who are suing oil and gas companies under the Fair Claims Act after they were told by superiors not to pursue oil and gas companies for royalties that the government was owed.  From the article:

In two of the lawsuits, two senior auditors with the Minerals Management Service in Oklahoma City said they were ordered to drop their claim that Shell Oil had fraudulently shortchanged taxpayers out of $18 million.

A third auditor, also in Oklahoma City, charged that senior officials in Denver ordered him to drop his demand that two dozen companies pay $1 million in back interest.

And in a suit that was filed in 2004, Mr. Maxwell charged that senior officials in Washington ordered him not to press claims that the Kerr-McGee Corporation had cheated the government out of $12 million in royalties.

On Wednesday, Interior officials denied that the agency had suppressed any valid claims and implied that the auditors simply wanted a share of any money recovered through their lawsuits.

“If these auditors believed there were fraud and or false claims on the part of the companies they were auditing, they should have followed the proper procedures,” the Interior Department said in a written statement. “Instead, they opted to pursue private lawsuits under which, if they prevail, they could receive up to 30 percent of the monies recovered from the companies.”

In defying their own agency, the Interior Department’s auditors sued the oil companies under a federal law, called the False Claims Act, that was created to allow individuals to expose fraud against the government. People who successfully recover money for the government in such cases are entitled to a portion. A losing company is required to pay triple the amount of recovered money as well as back interest — potentially more than $120 million in the cases brought by the auditors...

In their suits, the auditors contend that they had no choice but to go outside the agency because their supervisors ordered them to “cease work” on five separate investigations and drop their claims.

Documents recently unsealed in Mr. Maxwell’s case against Kerr-McGee, which is scheduled for trial in November, show that federal officials abandoned his claims at almost the same moment that state auditors in Louisiana reached the same conclusions as Mr. Maxwell.

Under federal regulations, companies are supposed to pay the federal government a royalty of 12 percent or 16 percent on oil and gas they extract from federal lands or coastal waters.

Mr. Maxwell’s job was eliminated in 2004. He received a settlement from the government and is now living in Hawaii.

I love the Interior Department's defense: they say that the auditors are in it for the money, yet the auditors wouldn't have a leg to stand on if they hadn't been given orders to not pursue the companies in the first place.  Why would they even bring the lawsuit if there was a chance that they could be caught out in such an obvious ploy?  It will all come out in court and I'm pretty confident that even if the auditors don't win (who knows what kind of technicalities might pop up) we'll see substantial evidence that supports their claims that they were told by superiors to stand down.

Next up is the story of two of our more nefarious Senators trying to suppress an effort to bring a little more sunlight onto the Senates pork-barrel spending operations. Sen. Byrd of West Virginia and Sen. Stevens of Alaska both sit on the Senate Appropriations Committee and both put a secret hold on legislation that would (will?) create a database of pork barrel spending.  From the piece:

It's all about a bill by Sen. Tom Coburn, an Oklahoma Republican, who wanted to put more details about federal spending in the hands of Americans. Coburn, with co-sponsorship from Democrat Sen. Barrack Obama of Illinois, wants the federal government to establish a searchable database that would allow Americans to track all federal grants and contracts.

That, Coburn and Obama figured, would make it more likely that obscure pork-barrel expenditures, buried deep in omnibus appropriations bills, could be rooted out by a concerned public and examined on their individual merits. Senate majority leaders Bill Frist, R-Tenn., and Harry Reid, D-Nev., gave the measure their bipartisan backing.

In the tradition of the Senate, however, somebody exercised his privilege to put a hold on the bill and keep it from going to the floor. Who it was wasn't explained because, again in the tradition of the Senate, he kept his name secret. In all, not a strong endorsement for openness and accountability.

That's when the bloggers went to work, beginning with Porkbusters.org, which deputized the nation to begin interrogating all 100 senators. The appeal went out for citizens to aask their own senators, flat out, if they were or weren't behind the mysterious hold. As the replies came back, Porkbusters.org kept an online scorecard, tabulating who had and who had not denied responsibility for the hold.

It took only a few days for the culprit--two of them, actually--to be revealed. No surprises to learn that Republican Sen. Ted "Bridge to Nowhere" Stevens of alaska and West Virginia Democrat Robert Byrd, the record holder for bacon brought home, were behind the hold.

Byrd and Stevens have harrumphed unconvincing explanations that they just wanted time to study the measure. What a coincidence. That's what citizens want to do with federal grants and contracts.

Remember what I said about this being bi-partisan scumbaggery?  These two are well known for this kind of crap, but really they're just a representative sample.  After all who can forget about the revelations coming from the Abramoff scandal?  To wit:

Former Republican lobbyist Jack Abramoff was sentenced to five years and 10 months in prison on March 29, after pleading guilty to fraud, tax evasion and conspiracy to bribe public officials in a deal that requires him to cooperate in an investigation into his dealings with members of Congress. Sources familiar with the federal probe have told The Post that half a dozen lawmakers are under scrutiny, along with Hill aides, former business associates and government officials.

The scandal prompted Rep. Tom DeLay (R-Texas) and Rep. Robert Ney (R-Ohio) to give up their leadership posts, and on Sept. 15, 2006, Ney pleaded guilty to charges stemming from the scandal. Two of Abramoff's former business partners have pleaded guilty. Three men have been arrested in the slaying of Gus Boulis, who sold Abramoff and partners a fleet of Florida casino ships in the fall of 2000. Another former Abramoff associate, David H. Safavian — most recently the top contracting official in the White House Office of Management and Budget — was convicted for lying about his dealings with Abramoff.

Really the Abramoff thing is just getting going, and it will be interesting to see how many more people he brings down. 

This post could go on forever if I tried to detail all the nasty goings-on in Congress and the Executive Branch of our government, but I think these samples give us a nice representative sample of what's going on.  The question is will we as citizens do something about it in November?

This is What's Wrong With America's Leaders

There's an article in Time about House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi which I think perfectly highlights what's wrong with America's leadership.  From the article:

The 66-year-old San Francisco lawmaker is an aggressive, hyperpartisan liberal pol who is the Democrats' version of Tom DeLay, minus the ethical and legal problems of the former Republican House leader. To condition Democrats for this fall's midterm elections, she has employed tactics straight out of DeLay's playbook: insisting other House Democrats vote the party line on everything, avoiding compromise with Republicans at all cost and mandating that members spend much of their time raising money for colleagues in close races. And she has been effective. House Democrats have been more unified in their voting than at any other time in the past quarter-century, with members on average voting the party line 88% of the time in 2005, according to Congressional Quarterly. That cohesion enabled Democrats to hasten President Bush's slide in the polls when they blocked his plan to reform Social Security by allowing retirees to eschew guaranteed benefits in favor of private accounts. Bush's approval rating remains depressed--38% in a TIME poll last week--and the Democrats are in their best position to win the House since Republicans took control of it in 1994.

I don't know about you but I don't vote for anybody to go to Congress and vote the party line.  I vote for them with the expectation that they will go to Congress and vote their conscience, for what they think is best for the country.  Hell, I don't even expect to agree with them all the time, but I do expect them to do what they think is in the best interest of the country and there's no way they can do that if they vote the party line. 

Is there anyone in our country's leadership who isn't serving a political party, PAC or donor interest before they're serving the country?  I swear at this point I'd trust a room full of convicted felons before I'd trust this bunch.  Why?  Because the felon's aren't smart enough to get away with robbing me blind (they did get caught after all) while members of Congress, with the exception of folks like Duke and Delay, are smart enough to get away with it and somehow get re-elected.  I'd rather deal with people who try to stab me in the front than those who keep nicking me in the back.

Now you know why I continue to proudly proclaim myself an independent with a capital "I".

Read Enron Insiders' Email

I read "Conspiracy of Fools" last month and was just blown away by the ego and incompetence of many supposedly intelligent people involved in the Enron debacle.  Now you can read it straight from the horse's fingers at www.enronemail.com.  Enjoy!

Muggin' Mugs

The Smoking Gun has put up a gallery of people muggin' for their mugshots.  Go to number 8 and see if you recognize the slimeball.

Foggo's Fooked

Ah, the escapades continue.  From YahooNews:

The CIA's third ranking official, Kyle "Dusty" Foggo, has been under
investigation by the FBI, IRS, Defense Criminal Investigative Service,
the CIA's inspector general and the U.S. attorney's office in San
Diego, said FBI spokeswoman April Langwell in San Diego.

Under a sealed warrant, officials searched Foggo's Virginia home and
his office at the CIA's Langley, Va., campus, Langwell said. She could
provide no other details.

The FBI and other agencies have been investigating whether Foggo
improperly intervened in the award of contracts to a San Diego
businessman and personal friend, Brent Wilkes, who has been implicated
in a congressional bribery scandal...

Wilkes has been described in court papers as an unindicted
co-conspirator in a plot to bribe then-Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham, a
California Republican who is now serving time in a federal prison for
taking $2.4 million from government contractors.

FBI agents also have been investigating whether Wilkes provided Cunningham with prostitutes, limousines and hotel suites.

Foggo has acknowledged participating in the poker parties at the
hotel rooms, but he has said there was nothing untoward about that. "If
he attended occasional card games with friends over the years, Mr.
Foggo insists they were that and nothing more," the CIA statement said.


Lovely.  So anyway, I'm watching the History Channel with my oldest son (he's 13) and we're watching a documentary about fighter pilots and dogfighting in particular.  While the documentary goes into the history of aerial dogfights they focus on one in particular during the Vietnam War and it features fighter pilot Randall "Duke" Cunningham.  Of course during one segment of the interview I point out to my son that the pilot is now in jail and when he asks me why, and I tell him, I can see in his eyes that I've helped speed him along the road to disillusionment.  If my kids make it to adulthood without being overwhelmed by cynicism I'll consider it a minor miracle.

Important Reading About the NSA's Phone Call Data Collection Program

Lex has written a great, extensive, article on his work blog about the newest NSA scandal. After reading it my first reaction is this: because what the NSA is doing isn't actually listening to the conversations on all the calls they are tracking I guess the NSA (and the President and Attorney General) can claim they weren't lying when they said earlier this year that they were only tapping calls between folks in the US and overseas.  And that is exactly the kind of hair-splitting I've come to expect of the President and all his little people.  Will we ever find the bottom of the pit that this Administration has dug?

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